I was sitting at the airport waiting for my plane to board for my next destination when I came across this article where Carnival Cruise has announced that they are banning carry-on bottled drinks to cut down on customers trying to sneak in booze. WTF? Although I’m an avid cruiser, not being allowed to bring alcohol on a cruise never bothered me because I don’t drink. Yes, you can trust folks that don’t drink.  But back in the day I used to bring my own non-alcoholic beverages with me to save money. Now I just get the soda plan, but I still kind of liked having the option.

How to sneak alcohol into events.
Sneak booze anywhere!

Why pay for overpriced drinks on a cruise ship? Well, you lushes don’t need to fret because I have the deets on how you can smuggle your booze onto a cruise ship, at concerts, sporting events or any place for that matter. Try the below options and enjoy the savings forever. Hide your dranky drank in plane sight! *insert sinister grin*

1. Sunscreen Lotion Flask

How to Sneak Booze Onto Your Next Cruise.
Sunscreen Bottle Stealth Flask 80z

2. Camera Flask

How to sneak alcohol on a cruise ship.
Hide your alcohol in this secret camera flask.

3. Tampon Flask

How to Sneak Booze Onto Your Next Cruise.
Sneak these into your next music festival.

4. Shampoo ‘Shambooze’ Flask

How to Sneak Booze Onto Your Next Cruise.
Smuggle your next dranky drank in shampoo bottles.

5. Paddle Brush Secret Flask

Cool secret flasks.
Take this magic little brush anywhere!

6. Secret Handbag Flask

How to hide your booze.
Everything a girl needs for fun night out

7. Secret Binocular Flask

Bring your own liquor for a fraction of the price, discreetly without being caught.
Fool authority and cheat the system with this binocular flask.

Hair Spray Flask

How to sneak alcohol into concerts and events.
Get past bag check at your next event.

9. Bug Spray Flas

How to sneak alcohol on a cruise ship.
Don’t get stung by high drink prices and set your beverage. BYOB!

Have you ever tried to sneak alcohol into an event? How did you do it?